Awww. Father February needs someone to warm him up.
(Hmmm…are priests allowed to get tattoos?) There’s a Brother Kirill in The House of Arkhangel’sk. Perhaps this is what he’d look like without a beard. And his robes. On the one occasion he accidentally saw him naked, Belphagor did say he had a startlingly exceptional backside.
At any rate, he can be all yours if you’re the winner of my Un-Orthodox Giveaway. :)